The Onion Movie (2008)


Brendan Fletcher        White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Chacon (II)      Young American/Cock Puncher
Ken Takemoto            Sensei
Steven Seagal           Cock Puncher
Don McManus             Dennis McCormick
Abigail Mavity (II)     Roseanne McCormick
Brian Powell            Typical Neighbor Husband
Adele Robbins           Typical Neighbor Wife
Jason L. Miller         Sooty Firefighter
Brendon Baerg           Sooty Child
Len Cariou              Norm Archer
Larissa Laskin          Dana Dobbs
Scott Klace             Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin (II)    Alzheimers Old Lady
Sam Menning             Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Directed by:            
Produced by:            Michael Rotenberg, Scott Dikkers, Gil Netter


We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent 
Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the 
program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists 
in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy 
by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially 
when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron 
film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.

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A series of sketches that encompasses the sharp, uncensored comic tone of The Onion (the former 
underground college paper that has grown to be "America's Finest News Source") and sheds light 
on the various hypocrisies of the world today.