The Maiden Heist (2009) Christopher Walken Roger Barlow Joseph McKenna Lead Villain Wynn Everett Docent Patricia B. Till Rude Museum Patron Marcia Gay Harden Rose Barlow Bhavesh Patel Donnie Todd Weeks Curator Philip Dorn Hebert Needlebaum Morgan Freeman Charles Peterson William H. Macy George McLendon Directed by: Peter Hewitt Produced by: Morgan Freeman, Lori McCreary, Rob Paris Three museum security guards who, over the years, have become attached to the artwork they protect, concoct a plan to "steal" them back when they learn the pieces are being transferred to another museum. ========== Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves.