The Love Guru (2008)


Mike Myers              Guru Pitka/Young Pitka/Teenage Pitka/Himself
Jessica Alba            Jane Bullard
Romany Malco            Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer            Coach Punch Cherkov
Justin Timberlake       Jacques Grande
Ben Kingsley            Guru Tugginmypuddha
Meagan Good             Prudence Roanoke
Jim Gaffigan            Trent Lueders/ Trent Lueders
Omid Djalili            Guru Satchabigknoba/ Guru Satchabigknoba
John Oliver             Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert         Jay Kell
Deepak Chopra           Himself
Telma Hopkins (II)      Lillian Roanoke
Manu Narayan            Rajneesh

Marco Schnabel          Director
Donald J. Lee Jr        Executive Producer
Gary Barber             Executive Producer
Roger Birnbaum          Executive Producer


Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by 
gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His 
unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey 
player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating 
L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major 
professional skid - to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov 
(Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the 
team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup. 

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Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better 
Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of 
Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established 
himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. 
When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren 
Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his 
dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.