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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac.

MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson.

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda. Illustrated by Michael Moore.

MY BEAUTY SECRETS - UNVEILED AT LAST!

by Janet Reno.

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE

by John Denver.

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton.

OUR SEX LIFE SINCE JENNIFER FLOWERS

By Hillary Clinton.

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates.

MY WILD YEARS

by Al Gore.

A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian.

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson.

STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED

by Elizabeth Taylor.

101 DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

by The Sierra Club.

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson.

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy.

MINISTERS DO MORE THAN LAY PEOPLE

by Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert

NIGHT FLYING

by JFK, Jr.

ATLANTIC CROSSINGS OF THE TITANIC

by White Star Lines

HOW TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY WITH A LANDSLIDE
by George W. Bush.

THE UNSHAKABLE PRINCIPLES I LIVE BY

by Bill Clinton.

WHY MONOPOLIES ARE BAD
by Bill Gates.

WHY I LIKE DIFFERENT CULTURES
by Adolph Hitler.

ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Boy George.

MUSLIMS WHO DO NOT WANT ME DEAD

by Salman Rushdie.

TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE
by Michael Jackson.

LIVING ON A SHOESTRING BUDGET
by Oprah Winfrey.

EVERY DAY BABY NAMES
by Frank Zappa. (Daughter's name: Moon Unit)

SHOW ME YOURS, I'LL SHOW YOU MINE
by John Bobbit.

SPELL YOUR WAY TO THE VICE PRESIDENCY
by Dan Quayle.

DECIPHERING THE ROSETTA STONE
by Sylvester Stallone.

YOUR ONE-STEP GUIDE TO JOB ADVANCEMENT
by Monica Lewinsky.

ON LOOKING PRETTY
by Meatloaf.

GUN SAFETY
by Dick Cheney.

ALL MY TALENT
by Paris Hilton.

MY LIFE'S MEMORIES
by Ronald Reagan.

HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN
by George Bush.

LIFE AS AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
by Ray Charles.

MY LIFE AS A WOMAN
by Martina Navratilova.

ON HUMAN RIGHTS
by Fidel Castro.

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN CONGRESS
by Barack Obama.

MY HAPPY HOME LIFE AND MARRIAGE
by Woody Allen.

CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY
by Kenneth Lay.

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

 

AFRICAN AMERICANS I HAVE MET WHILE YACHTING

THE BIG MUSLIM BOOK OF BACON RECIPES

HINDU BEEF RECIPES

THE FAT, LARD AND OIL DIET

A GUIDE TO ARAB DEMOCRACIES

QUANTUM PHYSICS FOR ABSOLUTE MORONS

THE COMIC GENIUS OF AL GORE

THE CHINESE BOOK OF HUMAN RIGHTS

HOUSEHOLD USES FOR PLUTONIUM 235

DEEP SOUTH GENETIC VARIATION

DEFENDING FRANCE - STRATEGIES OF DEFENCE IN WAR

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

A RAPPER'S GUIDE TO GROOMING AND STYLE

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

THE GENTLE, CARING SIDE OF JOSEF STALIN

FULFILLED CAMPAIGN PROMISES 479BC - 2009AD

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

EXCITING THINGS TO DO IN BOGNOR REGIS

UNITED STATES FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES

GHENGIS KHAN AND THE MONGOLS: A FEMINIST PERSPECTIVE

FAMOUS JAZZ BAGPIPERS

BANJO SONATAS

THE TOTAL VOCABULARY OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

GHANDI'S INFLUENCE ON JEFFREY DAHMER

FRENCH HOSPITALITY

SYLVESTER STALLONE'S DRAMATIC ACTING TIPS

THE SOUTH AFRICAN RACE RELATIONS MANUAL

ITALIAN NAVAL VICTORIES

OBESITY IN ETHIOPIA

DEEP THINKING LIBERALS

HETEROSEXUAL HANGOUTS IN KEY WEST

BIOGRAPHIES OF HAPPY WOMEN

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

BLIND DATES THAT WORKED OUT

GAY MEN NAMED SPIKE

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR HISTORY MAJORS

A MILLENNIUM OF GERMAN HUMOUR

THE UNITED NATIONS MANUAL OF POSITIVE DECISION MAKING

ARCTIC GARDENING

POLISH WAR HEROES

HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH

THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION

FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS

THE AUSTRALIAN BOOK OF FOREPLAY

THE BOOK OF MOTIVATED POSTAL WORKERS

A GUIDE TO AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE

THE WORLD GUIDE TO GOOD AMERICAN BEER

ROYAL FAMILY'S GUIDE TO HAPPY MARRIAGES

THE WIT AND WISDOM OF DAN QUAYLE

GREAT WOMEN DRIVERS OF TODAY

A FEMALE'S GUIDE TO LOGICAL THINKING

BEDOUIN OLYMPIC SWIMMERS

BURGER KING ITEMS THAT START WITH "Mc"

COOKING GOURMET DISHES WITH TOFU

COUNTRIES WHERE SOCIALISM IS SUCCESSFUL

ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

FEMINISTS WORTH MARRYING

FRENCH, 16 YEAR OLD, NON-SMOKING VIRGINS

FUN WITH UNIX

GREAT ENGLISH COOKING

MARCEL MARCEAU'S GREATEST SPEECHES

MOTHER TERESA'S GUIDE TO EROTIC POTTERY

ONE-LEGGED FOLK DANCES

PARTY TRICKS WITH BOILING LEAD

PROUD PARENTS OF ROCK MUSICIANS

SUCCESSFUL APPLICATIONS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE AN APPLE, TASTE LIKE AN APPLE, BUT ARE NOT AN APPLE

THINGS YOU COULD BUY AT THE WORLD ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL

YOUNG, SINGLE MALES SPEAK OUT AGAINST MASTURBATION

GREAT RUSSIAN PHILANTHROPISTS

A COMPENDIUM OF ITALIAN NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS

A HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE HO CHI MINH TRAIL

AMERICANS WHO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR

AXE MURDERERS WHO SUPPORT "FEED THE CHILDREN"

DEEP SOUTH GENETIC VARIATION

DUTCH GENEROSITY THROUGH THE CENTURIES

ESKIMO SWIMSUIT MODELS

FAMOUS AUSTRALIANS OF THE FOURTEENTH CENTURY

FAN MAIL OF SIRHAN SIRHAN

FIFTY DAYS TO A BETTER HYPOTHALAMUS

FUN PARTY GAMES INVOLVING PORCUPINES

GREAT AMERICAN CARS OF THE 1980'S

HILARIOUS FEMALE COMICS

MADONNA ON FORMAL WEAR

MAFIA MUSIC: THE SYMPHONIES OF DON VITO CORLEONE

MODESTY, THE AMERICAN WAY

MORMON DIVORCE LAWYERS

NORWEGIANS WITHOUT HERRING BREATH

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS FOR SCOTCH TAPE

PI, ROUNDED FOR EVERYDAY USE

PITCAIRN ISLAND TELEPHONE BOOK (INCLUDING YELLOW PAGES)

PITTSBURGH WHEN IT'S NOT RAINING: A PHOTOGRAPHIC COLLECTION

STRAIGHT HAIRDRESSERS

THE COMPLETE COLLECTION OF HARLEM POETRY

THE MERITS OF GUN CONTROL, BY THE NRA

THE PLAN FOR PROHIBITION IN AUSTRALIA

THE PLEASANT STREET SMELLS OF NEW YORK CITY

WOMEN NAMED "FRED"

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