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Training Courses available for Women

 

 

- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

- Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

- Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First.

- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

- Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.

- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

- Introduction to Parking.

- Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

- Water Retention: Fact or Fat?

- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

- Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

- PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His.

- Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

- TV Remotes: For Men Only.

 

 

Training Courses available for Men

 

- Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

- Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge.

- The Stove/Oven: What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.

- Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

- Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.

- Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN Tell the Difference!

- Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away.

- Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back.

- Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

- Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

- Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

- Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.

- Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

- Bathroom Etiquette III: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

- Bathroom Etiquette IV: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

- The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?

- Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

- Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store.

- Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts.

- Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves.

- Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

- Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's.

- Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

- Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials.

- Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

- How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

- Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category.

- Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote.

- Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

- "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh.

- Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.

- Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed.

- "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

- The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty.

- Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them.

- Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime.

- Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It.

- How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

 

 

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