Actual Newspaper Headlines

From newspapers around the world

20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar.

A Bean Supper Will Be Held On Tuesday Evening In The Church Hall. Music Will follow.

Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store.

A Purple Lady's Bicycle Was Missing From Serendipity Lane Recently.

Air Head Fired.

Arafat Swears In Cabinet.

Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire.

Asbestos Suit Pressed.

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft.

Astronomers See A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus.

Autos Killing 110 A Day - Let's Resolve To Do Better.

Babies Are What The Mother Eats.

Bangkok Launches Anti-Butt Campaign.

Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by Board.

Blind Bishop Appointed To See.

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years.

Blonde Gives Cop Oral Sex And Thinks It’s Breathalyzer Test.

Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned.

Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar.

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands.

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care.

Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

Bush Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead.

Cancer Society Honours Marlboro Man.

Caribbean Islands Drift To Left.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy.

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday.

Child's Stool Great For Use In Garden.

Chinese Apeman Dated.

Chopper Search For Man In Underpants.

Chou Remains Cremated.

Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal.

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly.

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures.

Condom Firm Stretches Product Line.

Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting.

Crack Found On Governor's Daughter.

Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal".

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing.

Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing.

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation.

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon.

Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence.

Denver Blender Vendor In Fender Bender.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out.

Diet Of Premature Babies ‘Affects IQ.’

Doctors Say The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have At Surviving.

Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit

Down Under Love For Princess Anne’s Daughter.

Drugs Fine For Businessman.

Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case.

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe.

Eye Drops Off Shelf.

Father Of Ten Shot Dead…Mistaken For A Rabbit.

Farmer Bill Dies In House.

First Unitarian Church To Dedicate Enlarged Organ.

Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants.

Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit.

Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls.

Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One.

Gunman Shot By 999 Cops.

Half Million Italian Women Seen On Pill.

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores.

Hershey Bars Protest.

Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties.

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors.

House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate.

How To Combat That Feeling Of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs.

Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing' - The Monitor (Uganda)

Idaho Group Organizes To Help Service Widows.

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While.

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.

Judge Acts To Reopen Theatre.

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.

Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy.

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

March Planned For Next August.

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research.

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees.

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation.

Latin Course To Be Cancelled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide.

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice.

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests.

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets.

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip.

Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking.

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half.

Low Wages Said Key To Poverty.

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms.

Mad Cow Talks.

Male Naturalist Members Rise.

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish.

Man Is Fatally Slain.

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee.

Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives.

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs.

Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder.

Miners Refuse To Work After Death.

Most Surgeons Face Cuts.

New Autos To Hit 5 Million.

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies.

Night School To Hear Pest Talk.

NJ Judge To Rule On Nude Beach.

Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought.

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax.

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through.

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free

Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players.

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told.

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.

Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness.

Police Discover Crack In Australia.

Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Sheriff.

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope.

Prostitutes To Hold Open Day.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge.

Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training.

Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position.

Sex Up And Down After September 11.

Slayings Put End To Marriage.

Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims.

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link.

Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction.

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again.

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim.

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest.

Starr Aghast At First Lady’s Sex Position.

Steals Clock, Faces Time.

Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan.

Stolen Painting Found By Tree.

Stud Tires Out.

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents.

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids.

Teen-age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men.

The Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From The Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said.

The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed.

Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast.

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung.

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter.

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water.

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped.

Visitors To The Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near The Groin.

War Dims Hope For Peace.

We Will Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container.

Woman Attacked By Train Station.

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based.

Kampala - A Hand Grenade Exploded On Board A Passenger Train Killing A Uganda Army Soldier Who Was Toying With It And Two Civilian Passengers.

He left for a vacation at his lodge, taking his favourite two great dames with him.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

The ball is going back, Smith is chasing it, it's still going back, Smith jumps, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to the infield. This is a terrible day for Smith!

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