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HABITS
A
habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why
most of us have so many of them.
-
Frank A. Clark.
Habit,
if not resisted, soon becomes necessity.
- St.
Augustine.
Habits are at first
cobwebs, then cables.
- Spanish Proverb.
HAPPINESS
All
happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
- John
Gunther.
There
is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much
happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
-
Samuel Johnson.
The
pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue
happiness you’ll never find it.
- C.
P. Snow.
Some
cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just
beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may
alight upon you.
-
Nathaniel Hawthorne.
According to a study, they found common words used by happy
people are, joy, love and hopeful. And they also found common
words used by other people to describe happy people. Annoying,
irritating, obnoxious...
- Jay
Leno.
Men
can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of
life is happiness.
-
George Orwell.
Happiness is bumping into Racquel Welch….very slowly.
-
Laugh-In, NBC TV.
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
-
Robert Frost.
I have
to tell you something. I cannot help being happy. I’ve struggled
against it but no good. Apart from an odd five minutes here and
there, I have been happy all my life. There is, I am well aware,
no virtue whatever in this. It results from a combination of
heredity, health, good fortune and shallow intellect.
-
Arthur Marshall.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-
Ernest Hemingway.
A
lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be
hell on earth.
-
George Bernard Shaw.
If
only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good
time.
-
Edith Wharton.
If you
observe a really happy man you will find him building a boat,
writing a symphony, educating his son, growing double dahlias in
his garden, or looking for dinosaur eggs in the Gobi desert. He
will not be searching for happiness as if it were a collar
button that has rolled under the radiator. He will not be
striving for it as a goal in itself. He will have become aware
that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four
crowded hours of the day.
- W.
Beran Wolfe.
Those
who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning
of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
- Norm
Papernick.
The
foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it
under his feet.
-
James Openheim.
I am a
kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to
make me happy.
- J.
D. Salinger.
Most folks are about as
happy as they make up their minds to be.
- Abraham Lincoln.
It's
never too late to have a happy childhood.
-
Berke Breathed.
Happiness? That's nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-
Albert Schweitzer.
The
only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure
to wonder whether you are happy or not.
-
George Bernard Shaw.
A
man's as miserable as he thinks he is.
-
Seneca.
Three
grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do,
something to love, and something to hope for.
-
Joseph Addison.
Give a
man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to
trouble about whether he's happy or not.
-
George Bernard Shaw.
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of
travelling.
-
Margaret Lee Runbeck.
What's
the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
-
Henny Youngman.
A
truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you
remember.
Joy
and sorrow are next door neighbours. - German proverb.
Don’t
cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.
The
only real happy folk are married women and single men.
Every
man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met
his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton.
HASTE
Whoever is in a hurry shows that the thing he is about is too
big for him.
- Lord
Chesterfield.
Nature
does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao
Tzu.
HATE
Now
hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men
love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord
Byron.
Hatred
bounces.
- E.
E. Cummings.
There
is a story of an Oxford student who once remarked, "I despise
all Americans, but have never met one I didn't like."
-
Gordon Allport.
End
discrimination. Hate everybody.
Auntie
Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
HEALTH & ILLNESS
I
can’t take a well tanned person seriously.
-
Cleveland Amory.
Early
to rise and early to bed
Makes
a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
-
James Thurber.
Health
is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being,
and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
-
World Health Organization, 1948.
Red
meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for
you!
-
Tommy Smothers.
I am
pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit
that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and
throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's
sensational pleasures.
-
Robert Benchley, Hiccoughing Makes Us Fat.
He who
has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
-
Arabian Proverb.
If you
start to think about your physical or moral condition, you
usually find that you are sick.
-
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Proverbs in Prose.
Quit
worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-
Robert Orben.
I've
just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
-
Irvin S. Cobb
Health
is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
A
waist is a terrible thing to mind.
If
swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
HELL
The
road to hell is paved with good intentions.
-
Samuel Johnson.
Hell
is not to love anymore.
-
Georges Bernanos.
The
idea of Hell is based on the false assumption that there is a
world worse than this one.
-
Michael Wikoff.
Hell
is paved with good Samaritans.
-
William M. Holden.
If
there be a hell upon earth, it is to be found in a melancholy
man's heart.
-
Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy.
Maybe
there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having
to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches.
- Jim
Carrey.
Heaven is when you have: a British salary, an American home,
Chinese food, a German car and a South African wife.
Hell
is when you have: An American car, a British wife, a Chinese
home, German food and a South African salary.
Heaven
won’t have me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
HEROES
A
light supper, a good night’s sleep, and a fine morning have
often made a hero of the same man who by indigestion, a restless
night, and a rainy morning, would have proved a coward.
- Earl
of Chesterfield.
Sometimes the hero in the film is the one who sits through it.
HISTORY & THE
FUTURE
What
is history but a set of lies agreed upon.
-
Napoleon Bonaparte.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes,
follies and misfortunes of mankind.
-
Edward Gibbons.
History is a pact between the dead, the living and the yet
unborn.
-
Edmund Burke.
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
-Leonard Louis Levinson.
Events
in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably
never happened and those which do not matter.
- W.
R. Inge.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-
Winston Churchill.
History is bunk.
-
Henry Ford.
A lot
of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he
admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it,
but history will know him. He has made more history than his
critics ever read.
- Will
Rogers.
History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the
past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes,
and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days.
-
Winston Churchill.
God
cannot alter the past, though historians can.
-
Samuel Butler, Prose Observations.
History is a vast early warning system.
-
Norman Cousins.
And so
by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were
looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with
a new concept: the West.
- Dave
Barry.
The
Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the
Roman Empire.
- Dave
Barry.
I went
to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums.
-
Steven Wright.
Most
history is guessing, and the rest is prejudice.
- Will
and Ariel Durant, Our Oriental Heritage.
Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the
historians.
-
Franklin P. Jones.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told
by people who weren't there.
-
George Santayana.
The
past is really almost as much a work of the imagination as the
future.
-
Jessamyn West.
History is written by the winners.
- Alex
Haley.
History is the propaganda of the victors.
-
Ernst Toller.
History is the sextant of states which, tossed by wind and
current, would be lost in confusion if they could not fix their
position.
-
Allan Nevins, The Gateway to History.
The
memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
- John
Still.
Not to
know the events which happened before one was a boy, that is to
remain always a boy.
-
Marcus Tullius Cicero.
The
study of history is the beginning of political wisdom.
- Jean
Bodin.
A page
of history is worth a volume of logic.
-
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
He who
believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his
memoirs.
-
Torvald Gahlin.
What
history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from
it.
-
Georg Wilhelm Hegel.
History is the sum total of the things that could have been
avoided.
-
Konrad Adenauer.
History teaches us that
men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other
alternatives.
- Abba Eban.
History is always best written generations after the event, when
clouded fact and memory have all fused into what can be accepted
as truth, whether it be so or not.
-
Theodore H. White.
We
learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-
Hegel.
History is nothing but a pack of lies that we play upon the
dead.
-
Voltaire.
The
history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.
- E.M.
Cioran.
The
history of mankind is an immense sea of errors in which a few
obscure truths may here and there be found.
- C.
Debaccaria.
I long
ago came to the conclusion that nothing has ever been definitely
proved about anything.
- Noël
Coward.
Those
who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-
George Santayana.
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad
memory.
-
Franklin P. Adams.
We owe
to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity -
gunpowder and romantic love.
-
Andre Maurois.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is
a gift. That's why we call it the present.
-
Babatunde Olatunji.
A
plumber's idea of Cleopatra.
- W.C. Fields, on Mae West.
History is a record of events that didn’t happen - made by
someone who wasn’t there.
History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make.
After
you hear two eyewitnesses to a car accident, you're not so sure
about history.
History is a hard core of interpretation surrounded by a pulp of
disputable facts.
History proves nothing.
HITLER, ADOLF
The
moustache of Hitler
Could
hardly be littler
Was
the thought that kept recurring
To
Field Marshal Goering.
- E.C.
Bentley.
Hitler: I don’t want war! All I want is
Peace!
Peace! Peace!
(Sings)
A little piece of Poland,
A
little piece of France,
A
little piece of Portugal,
And
Austria perchance.
A
little slice of Turkey
And
all that that entails.
And
then a piece of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales.
- W.C.
Sellar and R.J. Yeatman, 1066 and All That.
Do you
think Der Führer
Could
keep on being Der Führer
If he
saw what everybody else sees
Every
time he looks in der mührer?
-
Ogden Nash.
This
man is dangerous; he believes what he says.
-
Joseph Goebbels.
HOBBIES
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the
same hobby. (This is also true of religion, although you will
not find me saying so in print.)
- Dave
Barry.
The
ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
- Dave
Barry.
There
is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
- Dave
Barry.
Interviewer: Why, you're a fatalist!
Berra:
You mean I collect postage stamps? Not me.
- Yogi
Berra.
I have
a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I
keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've
seen some of it.
-
Steven Wright.
HOLIDAYS & LEISURE
A good
holiday is one spent among people whose notion of time are
vaguer than yours.
- J.B.
Priestly.
In the
United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.
-
Richard Bach.
The
proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so
drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P.J.
O'Rourke.
My dad
is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most
of our family holidays in Customs.
-
Patrick Monahan.
A
vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what
you've been taking.
- Earl
Wilson.
There
is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt.
HOLLAND
In
matters of commerce the role of the Dutch,
Is
giving too little and asking too much.
-
George Canning.
HOLLYWOOD
Hollywood - an emotional Detroit.
-
Lillian Gish.
….a
delightful trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.
-
Wilson Mizner.
Hollywood is where, if you don’t have happiness, you send out
for it.
- Rex
Reed.
HOMOSEXUALITY
Jesse
Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating
themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress.
If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will
then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
- Judy
Carter.
I once
had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and
lost him.
- Emo
Philips.
Isn't
it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court
to have its head up its ass?
-
Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987.
HONESTY
If you
tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark
Twain.
It is
hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know
that you would lie if you were in his place.
-
Henry Louis Mencken, A Little Book in C Major.
Those
who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow
colour-blind.
-
Austin O'Malley.
Pretty
much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done
by children.
-
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Men
occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick
themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-
Winston Churchill.
The
truth is more important than the facts.
-
Frank Lloyd Wright.
If we
were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts,
I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.
-
Bertrand Russel.
Speak
the truth, but leave immediately after.
-
Slovenian Proverb.
A lie
can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting
on its shoes.
- Mark
Twain.
Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of
polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.
- Lin
Yutang.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he
says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
-
Groucho Marx.
It is
always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you
are an exceptionally good liar.
-
Jerome K. Jerome.
I am
different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of
principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't.
- Mark
Twain.
Beware
of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
Always
tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
Truth
fears no questions.
HONOUR
If you
can't give me your word of honour, will you give me your
promise?
-
Samuel Goldwyn.
The
louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our
spoons.
-
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
I
would rather men should ask why no statue has been erected in my
honour, than why one has.
-
Marcus Porcius Cato.
In
legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as
honourable; as, "the honourable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-
Ambrose Bierce.
HOPE
Hope springs eternal in
the human heart.
- Alexander Pope.
Hope
in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the
torments of man.
-
Wilhelm Friedrich Nietzche.
There
is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so
powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
- O.
S. Marden.
Hope
is the pillar that holds up the world.
Hope
is the dream of the walking man.
-
Pliny the Elder.
To
travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
- Sir
James Jeans.
How
deceitful hope may be, yet she carries us on to the end of life.
- Duc
de La Rochefoucauld.
We
hope vaguely but dread precisely.
- Paul
Valéry.
Hope
is the most treacherous of human fancies.
-
James Fennimore Cooper.
Hope
is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for
veracity.
-
Robert G. Ingersoll.
In
reality, hope is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs
man's torments.
-
Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human.
There
is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope.
-
Baruch Spinoza.
Hope
is patience with the lamp lit.
-
Tertullian.
HORSES
There
is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the
inside of a man.
-
Winston Churchill.
Horse
sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on
people.
- W.C.
Fields.
It is
not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to
fall.
-
Mexican Proverb.
No
hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
-
Winston Churchill.
Horses
and children, I often think, have a lot of the good sense there
is in the world.
-
Josephine Demott Robinson.
A
horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
- Ian
Fleming.
HOUSEWORK
Don't
cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because
she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie
down, you hot bitch."
- Joan
Rivers.
There
was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four
years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
-
Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant.
The
obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men
do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even
things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have
developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything
they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just
as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire
secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework
conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
- Dave
Barry.
Old
houses mended,
Cost
little less than new before they're ended.
-
Colley Cibber.
One
only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct
tape to make them stop.
- G.M.
Weilacher.
HOW TRUE!
If you
wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking
around the house in the dark.
-
Leopold Fechtner.
The
large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
- Tom
Waits, Small Change.
I find
I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.
-
Elaine Dundy.
People
who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
- Dave
Barry.
The
Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means
roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are
most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your
neighbour’s Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous.
- Alan
Coren, The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions.
Tell a
man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll
believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have
to touch it to be sure.
Never
do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
It's
frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
No one
is listening until you fart.
HUMAN NATURE
No doubt Jack the Ripper
excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
- A.A. Milne.
It is
human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
-
Anatole France.
Don't
overestimate the decency of the human race.
- H.L.
Mencken.
If I
could get my membership fee back, I’d resign from the human
race.
- Fred
Allen.
Oozing
charm from every pore,
He
oiled his way across the floor.
- Alan
Jay Lerner.
All my
misfortunes come from having thought too well of my fellows.
- Jean
Jacques Rosseau.
HUMILITY
There
are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual
in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than
a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million
type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
- A.
Whitney Brown, The Big Picture.
We are
all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
-
Winston Churchill.
It is
always the secure who are humble.
-
Gilbert Keith Chesterton.
None
are so empty as those who are full of themselves.
-
Benjamin Whichcote.
HUMOUR
Wit is
educated insolence.
-
Aristotle.
Humour
is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
-
James Thurber.
Wit
ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar; never spread it
around like marmalade.
- Noël
Coward.
Humour
is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.
- Mark
Twain.
Comedy
always works best when it is mean-spirited.
- John
Cleese.
Among
those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator,
but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- W.
H. Auden.
You
can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.
-
Sacha Guitry.
Her
Majesty is not a subject.
-
Benjamin Disraeli, responding to Gladstone's taunt that Disraeli
could make a joke out of any subject, including Queen Victoria.
You
grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
-
Ethel Barrymore.
Wits
have one thing in common with bores: they recognise at sight and
avoid one another, fearing competition.
-
Hesketh Pearson.
The
inveterate punster follows a conversation as a shark follows a
ship.
-
Stephen Leacock.
A pun
is the lowest form of humour - when you don’t think of it first.
-
Oscar Levant.
That
is the saving grace of humour, if you fail no one is laughing at
you.
-
Whitney Brown.
I
watch American comedies and they are as funny as a baby with
cancer.
-
Spike Milligan.
Next
to being witty yourself, the best thing is to quote another’s
wit.
-
Christine N. Bovee.
I
often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-
George Bernard Shaw.
After
God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the
whole thing from collapsing, He invented humour.
- Bill
Kelly, Mordillo.
Humour
is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness
that some things are really important, others not; and that the
two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
-
Christopher Morley.
Humour
results when society says you can't scratch certain things in
public, but they itch in public.
- Tom
Walsh.
The
secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is
no humour in heaven.
- Mark
Twain.
Many
people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia,
but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
-
Yakov Smirnoff.
A pun
is the lowest form of humour, unless you thought of it yourself.
- Doug
Larson.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn
and quoted.
- Fred
Allen.
A pun
does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were
given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges
both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were
of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable
homicide.
-
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the
Breakfast-Table.
A pun
is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol
let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
-
Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the
Best," Last Essays of Elia.
A man
who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
- John
Dennis, 1781.
Humour
is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up,
all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit
takes their place.
- Mark
Twain.
If I
had no sense of humour, I would long ago have committed suicide.
-
Mahatma Gandhi.
The
satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back
alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
-
Peter De Vries.
Humour
is reason gone mad.
-
Groucho Marx.
Humour
is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.
-
Arland Ussher.
Humour
is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without
drawing blood.
- Mary
Hirsch.
The
kind of humour I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five
seconds and think for ten minutes.
-
William Davis.
WARNING: Humour may be hazardous to your depression.
-
Ellie Katz.
Nothing is more curious
than the almost savage hostility that humour excites in those
who lack it.
- George Saintsbury.
A
sense of humour... is needed armour. Joy in one's heart and some
laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a
pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh
Sidey.
A
person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs
- jolted by every pebble in the road.
-
Henry Ward Beecher.
There
is more logic in humour than in anything else. Because, you see,
humour is truth.
-
Victor Borge, London Times, 3 January 1984.
When I
told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at
me.
-
Carrot Top.
Many a
true word is spoken in jest.
-
English Proverb.
If you
don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense
at all.
You
laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're
all the same.
A good
pun is its own reword.
Every
survival kit should include a sense of humour.
A
well-known comedian protests that he is always being told one of
his own stories. A clear case of the tale dogging the wag.
HYPOCRISY
Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for
mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
-
Abraham Lincoln.
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