From: "Jacana Enterprises" Bcc: "Wittstock, Jenny" , "Wilmot, Hazel \(SA\)" , "Wentink, Brian" , "Strugnell, Noel" , "Schleicher, Tom 2" , "Safaris Botswana Bound2" , "Roberts, Ken" , "Palmer, Terry & Mervyn" , "North, Tish" , "Myburgh, Joe" , "Myburg, Gert" , "Montjoie, Chester" , "Maun Rest Camp" , "Mantel, Andrew" , "Kempson, Jeffery" , "Jubber, Craig" , "Jourdan, Phil" , "Haywood, Amanda" , "Hardwick, Warren" , "Fella, John" , "Fallon, Sallie" , "Desert & Delta \(Kobie\)" , "Constantino, Jose" , "Cantle, Nigel" , "Bullock, Mike" , "Bullock, Digby" , "Brits, Gert" , "Boyes, John - Kabul" , "Berg, Paul" , "African Horseback Safaris" , "Grobler, Stefan" Subject: jhl091007 Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:59:04 +0200 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/related; type="multipart/alternative"; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_009D_01C80A5B.067546F0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3138 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_009D_01C80A5B.067546F0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_001_009E_01C80A5B.067546F0" ------=_NextPart_001_009E_01C80A5B.067546F0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Little Sally Little Sally came home from school and, with a smile on her face, told = her mother: "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It = reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No...salty!" ~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~ Kiwi World Cup Blues On a Kiwi radio talk show on Saturday night: Caller: I need to speak quickly. Host: Go ahead then. Caller: I am sitting on a branch of a tree with a rope around my neck = ready to jump. Host: So what's the rush? Caller: There are a lot of people waiting for the rope. ~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~ I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans. = I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal.=20 They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive = a truck or fly an aeroplane....=20 ~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~ True sentiment =20 An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was=20 standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she=20 made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for = him". The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop=20 bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and=20 interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: "Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this=20 lady's son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just=20 like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you=20 to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR=20 countrymen". "It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in=20 Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be=20 fighting there today". "However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the=20 English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to = Iraq". "When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as you are here in England, then you should be able to help=20 straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into=20 in the first place, which appears to be what you have come to MY country = to avoid." Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British friends. The Jacana Humour List =20 To unsubscribe (or join) contact jacana@botsnet.bw He who laughs, lasts ;-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Humour =3D Sanity =3D Survival (-: (-: (-: (-: (-; Check out: http://www.jacanaent.com/, then click on.... 'Maun E-Mail, Website & Skype List' for an enormous list of the E-mail, = Website & Skype addresses for the majority of Maun businesses and many = individuals. 'Maun Phone Directory' for the largest listing of Maun phone, fax and = cell numbers available, many not available in the BTC directory. 'Botswana GPS co-ordinates' for hundreds of Maun, Okavango, Botswana, = HATAB campsite, Southern African airfield and other co-ordinates. 'Jacana Safari List' for e-mail and website addresses for Maun = accommodation, Maun overland, tour and lodge oprators, travel agents and = air charter operators. (Please e-mail me (lee@jacanaent.com) any amendments, additions or = deletions for any of the above) 'Maps' for many maps of Botswana, Okavango, Magadigadi and Maun. 'Interesting Websites' for a huge listing of useful, interesting, = amusing or just plain fascinating websites. 'Useful Free Software' for a bunch of useful and practical software, and = some books/articles. 'The Jacana Weather Page' for the current Southern Africa satellite = image, precipitation forecast, 2006 & 2007 Maun weekly & monthly weather = data summary, and raw weather data. 'Pic of the Day' for today's funny or interesting picture. 'Maun Aviation History' Maun has a long and interesting aviation record. 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Little=20 Sally
 
Little Sally came home from school and, with a smile on her face, = told her=20 mother:
 
"Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"
 
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to = say,  "It=20 reminded me of a peanut"
 
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked,  "Really = small was=20 it?"
 
Sally replied,  "No...salty!"
 
~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~= ~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~
 
Kiwi World Cup=20 Blues
 
On a Kiwi radio talk show on Saturday night:
 
Caller: I need  to speak quickly.
 
Host: Go ahead then.
 
Caller: I am sitting on a branch of a tree with a = rope=20 around my neck ready to jump.
 
Host: So what's the rush?
 
Caller: There are a lot of people waiting for the=20 rope.
 
~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~= ~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~
 
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the = Samaritans.=20
 
I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan.
 
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
 
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could = drive a=20 truck or fly an aeroplane....
 
~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~= ~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~
 

True=20 sentiment

 

An incident occurred in a = supermarket=20 recently, when the following was
witnessed:

A Muslim woman = dressed in=20 a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was
standing with her = shopping in a=20 queue at the checkout.

When it was her turn to be served, and as = she=20 reached the cashier, she
made a loud remark about the English Flag = lapel=20 pin, which the female
cashier was wearing on her blouse.

The = cashier=20 reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always
wear it = proudly. My=20 son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him".

The = Muslim=20 woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop
bombing and = killing=20 her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

At that point, a = Gentleman=20 standing in the queue stepped forward, and
interrupted with a calm = and=20 gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman:

"Excuse me, but = hundreds of=20 thousands of men and women, just like this
lady's son have fought = and=20 sacrificed their lives so that people just
like YOU can stand here, = in=20 England, which is MY = country and=20 allow you
to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of = bombing YOUR=20
countrymen".

"It is my belief that if you were allowed to be = as=20 outspoken as that in
Iraq, which you claim to be = YOUR=20 country, then we wouldn't need to be
fighting there = today".

"However=20 - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the =
English=20 people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I
will = gladly pay=20 the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to = Iraq".

"When you get = there,=20 and if you manage to survive for being as
outspoken as you are here = in=20 England, then you should be = able to=20 help

straighten out the mess which = YOUR Iraqi=20 countrymen have got you into

in the first place, which = appears to be=20 what you have come to MY country

to avoid."

Apparently = the queue=20 cheered and applauded.

IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of = your proud=20 British friends.

 

 

 
The Jacana Humour List   =   
To unsubscribe (or join) contact jacana@botsnet.bw
He who = laughs,=20 lasts
;-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Humour =3D Sanity =3D Survival (-: (-: = (-: (-:=20 (-;
 
Check out: =  http://www.jacanaent.com/, then=20 click on....
'Maun E-Mail, Website = & Skype=20 List' for an enormous list of the E-mail, Website & Skype=20 addresses for the majority of Maun businesses and many=20 individuals.
'Maun Phone = Directory'=20 for the largest listing of Maun phone, fax and = cell numbers=20 available, many not available in the BTC directory.
'Botswana GPS=20 co-ordinates' for hundreds of Maun, Okavango, Botswana, HATAB = campsite,=20 Southern African airfield and other co-ordinates.
'Jacana Safari = List' for e-mail=20 and website addresses for Maun accommodation, Maun overland, = tour and=20 lodge oprators, travel agents and air charter operators.
    (Please e-mail me (lee@jacanaent.com) any amendments, = additions=20 or deletions for any of the above)
'Maps' for many maps of = Botswana,=20 Okavango, Magadigadi and Maun.
'Interesting = Websites'=20 for a huge listing of useful, interesting, amusing or = just plain=20 fascinating websites.
'Useful Free = Software' for a=20 bunch of useful and practical software, and some = books/articles.
'The Jacana Weather = Page'=20 for the current Southern Africa satellite image, precipitation=20 forecast, 2006 & 2007 Maun weekly & monthly weather = data=20 summary, and raw weather data.
'Pic of the Day' = for=20 today's funny or interesting picture.
'Maun Aviation = History' Maun=20 has a long and interesting aviation record.
'Maun History' for = a detailed=20 history of our fair=20 village.
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