From: "Jacana Enterprises" Bcc: "Wittstock, Jenny" , "Wilmot, Hazel \(SA\)" , "Wentink, Brian" , "Strugnell, Noel" , "Schleicher, Tom 2" , "Safaris Botswana Bound2" , "Roberts, Ken" , "Palmer, Terry & Mervyn" , "North, Tish" , "Myburgh, Joe" , "Myburg, Gert" , "Montjoie, Chester" , "Maun Rest Camp" , "Mantel, Andrew" , "Kempson, Jeffery" , "Jubber, Craig" , "Jourdan, Phil" , "Haywood, Amanda" , "Hardwick, Warren" , "Fella, John" , "Fallon, Sallie" , "Desert & Delta \(Kobie\)" , "Constantino, Jose" , "Cantle, Nigel" , "Bullock, Mike" , "Bullock, Digby" , "Brits, Gert" , "Boyes, John - Kabul" , "Berg, Paul" , "African Horseback Safaris" , "Grobler, Stefan" Subject: jhl280907 Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:17:59 +0200 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/related; type="multipart/alternative"; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0018_01C801A8.14FC6D40" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3138 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0018_01C801A8.14FC6D40 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_001_0019_01C801A8.14FEB730" ------=_NextPart_001_0019_01C801A8.14FEB730 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Ol' Koos Again (Thanx, MB) Koos was walking through the veld one day when he spots someone drinking = water from a pool. =20 He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak". =20 The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!" =20 Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way". ~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~ Dog vs. Cat DOG DIARY =20 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! =20 =20 CAT DIARY =20 Day 983 of my captivity. =20 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. =20 Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. =20 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. =20 Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Infidels! =20 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. =20 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. Must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. =20 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... ~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~ Actual Newspaper Headlines From newspapers around the world 20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar. A Bean Supper Will Be Held On Tuesday Evening In The Church Hall. Music = Will follow. Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store. A Purple Lady's Bicycle Was Missing From Serendipity Lane Recently. Air Head Fired. Arafat Swears In Cabinet. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire. Asbestos Suit Pressed. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft. Astronomers See A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus. Autos Killing 110 A Day - Let's Resolve To Do Better. Babies Are What The Mother Eats. 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Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal". Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing. Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon. Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence. Denver Blender Vendor In Fender Bender. Diaper Market Bottoms Out. Diet Of Premature Babies 'Affects IQ.' Doctors Say The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have = At Surviving. Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit Down Under Love For Princess Anne's Daughter. Drugs Fine For Businessman. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe. Eye Drops Off Shelf. Father Of Ten Shot Dead.Mistaken For A Rabbit. Farmer Bill Dies In House. First Unitarian Church To Dedicate Enlarged Organ. Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants. Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit. Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls. Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One. 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Latin Course To Be Cancelled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice. Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests. Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip. Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms. Mad Cow Talks. Male Naturist Members Rise. Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish. Man Is Fatally Slain. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge. Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee. Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives. Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder. Miners Refuse To Work After Death. Most Surgeons Face Cuts. New Autos To Hit 5 Million. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies. Night School To Hear Pest Talk. NJ Judge To Rule On Nude Beach. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over. Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through. Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers. Police Chief's Pledge To Murder Witness. Police Discover Crack In Australia. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Sheriff. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope. Prostitutes To Hold Open Day. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge. Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training. Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position. Sex Up And Down After September 11. Slayings Put End To Marriage. Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim. 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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based. Kampala - A Hand Grenade Exploded On Board A Passenger Train Killing A = Uganda Army Soldier Who Was Toying With It And Two Civilian Passengers. He left for a vacation at his lodge, taking his favourite two great = dames with him. Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish = plastered. The ball is going back, Smith is chasing it, it's still going back, = Smith jumps, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling = all the way back to the infield. This is a terrible day for Smith!=20 The Jacana Humour List =20 To unsubscribe (or join) contact jacana@botsnet.bw He who laughs, lasts ;-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Humour =3D Sanity =3D Survival (-: (-: (-: (-: (-; Check out: http://www.jacanaent.com/, then click on....... 'FlightStats' - See arrival/departure times, flight numbers, aircraft = type (and much more) for flights between any two airports, worldwide = (see link on left side). 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Ol' Koos=20 Again
(Thanx, MB)
 
Koos was walking through the veld one day when he spots someone = drinking=20 water from a pool. 
He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak".  =
 
The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!"  =
 
Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way".
 
~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~= ~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~
 
Dog vs. = Cat
 
DOG DIARY
 
 8:00 am - Dog food! = My=20 favorite thing!
 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite = thing!
 9:40=20 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got = rubbed and=20 petted! My favorite thing!
 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite=20 thing!
 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite = thing!
 3:00=20 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm - Milk bones! = My=20 favorite thing!
 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite=20 thing!
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite=20 thing!
 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite=20 thing!
 
 
CAT = DIARY
 
Day 983 of=20 my captivity.
 
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre = little=20 dangling  objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the = other=20 inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry = nuggets.
 
Although=20 I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless = must eat=20 something in order to keep up my strength.
 
The only thing = that=20 keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt
to disgust = them, I=20 once again vomit on the carpet.
 
Today I decapitated a mouse = and=20 dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would = strike fear=20 into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable = of. =20 However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good = little=20 hunter" I am. Infidels!
 
There was some sort of assembly of = their=20 accomplices tonight.  I was
placed in solitary confinement for = the=20 duration of the event.  However,
I could hear the noises and = smell the=20 food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of=20 "allergies."  I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to = my=20 advantage.
 
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to=20 assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was = walking.  Must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the=20 stairs.
 
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are = flunkies=20 and  snitches.
The dog receives special privileges.  He is=20 regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to  = return. He is=20 obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I = observe=20 him communicate with the
guards regularly.  I am certain that he = reports=20 my every move.

My captors have arranged protective custody for = him in an=20 elevated cell,
so he is safe. For now...
 
~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~= ~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~
 

Actual Newspaper Headlines

From newspapers around the world

 

20-Year Friendship Ends = At=20 Altar.

A Bean Supper Will Be Held On Tuesday Evening In The = Church Hall.=20 Music Will follow.

Antique Stripper To Display Wares At = Store.

A=20 Purple Lady's Bicycle Was Missing From Serendipity Lane = Recently.

Air=20 Head Fired.

Arafat Swears In Cabinet.

Arson Suspect Is = Held In=20 Massachusetts Fire.

Asbestos Suit Pressed.

Astronaut Takes = Blame=20 For Gas In Spacecraft.

Astronomers See A Ring Of Debris Around=20 Uranus.

Autos Killing 110 A Day - Let's Resolve To Do=20 Better.

Babies Are What The Mother Eats.

Bangkok Launches=20 Anti-Butt Campaign.

Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by = Board.

Blind=20 Bishop Appointed To See.

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She = Hasn't=20 Seen In Years.

Blonde Gives Cop Oral Sex And Thinks It=92s = Breathalyzer=20 Test.

Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be=20 Auctioned.

Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar.

British = Left=20 Waffles On Falkland Islands.

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive=20 Care.

Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

Bush Wins On Budget, = But More=20 Lies Ahead.

Cancer Society Honours Marlboro Man.

Caribbean = Islands=20 Drift To Left.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed=20 Needy.

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday.

Child's Stool = Great=20 For Use In Garden.

Chinese Apeman Dated.

Chopper Search = For Man In=20 Underpants.

Chou Remains Cremated.

Circumcision Now Seen = As=20 Pointless.

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal.

Complaints About = NBA=20 Referees Growing Ugly.

Cold Wave Linked To = Temperatures.

Condom=20 Firm Stretches Product Line.

Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal=20 Shooting.

Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big = Deal".

Deaf=20 Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing.

Deaf College Opens Doors To=20 Hearing.

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of = Isolation.

Dealers=20 Will Hear Car Talk At Noon.

Defendant's Speech Ends In Long=20 Sentence.

Denver Blender Vendor In Fender Bender.

Diaper = Market=20 Bottoms Out.

Diet Of Premature Babies =91Affects = IQ.=92

Doctors Say=20 The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have At=20 Surviving.

Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit

Down Under Love = For=20 Princess Anne=92s Daughter.

Drugs Fine For = Businessman.

Drunk Gets=20 Nine Months In Violin Case.

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect=20 Homicide.

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe.

Eye Drops = Off=20 Shelf.

Father Of Ten Shot Dead=85Mistaken For A = Rabbit.

Farmer Bill=20 Dies In House.

First Unitarian Church To Dedicate Enlarged=20 Organ.

Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers=20 Pants.

Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit.

Golfers = Warned Not=20 To Lick Balls.

Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In = One.

Gunman Shot=20 By 999 Cops.

Half Million Italian Women Seen On = Pill.

Here's How=20 You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores.

Hershey Bars = Protest.

Home=20 Secretary To Act On Video Nasties.

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot=20 Doctors.

House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate.

How To Combat = That=20 Feeling Of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs.

Husband Bites Wife's = 'Thing'=20 - The Monitor (Uganda)

Idaho Group Organizes To Help Service=20 Widows.

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To = Have To=20 Score A Goal.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A=20 While.

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

Iraqi = Head Seeks=20 Arms.

Judge Acts To Reopen Theatre.

Juvenile Court To Try = Shooting=20 Defendant.

Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy.

Kids = Make=20 Nutritious Snacks.

March Planned For Next August.

Lack Of = Brains=20 Hinders Research.

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off = Trees.

Larger=20 Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

Largest Amount Of = Cannabis Ever=20 Seized In Joint Operation.

Latin Course To Be Cancelled - No = Interest=20 Among Students, Et Al.

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By=20 Landslide.

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice.

Lawmen = From Mexico=20 Barbecue Guests.

Lesotho Women Make Great = Carpets.

Lingerie=20 Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip.

Liquor Sales Dip = Blamed=20 On Less Drinking.

Local High School Dropouts Cut In = Half.

Low=20 Wages Said Key To Poverty.

Lung Cancer In Women = Mushrooms.

Mad Cow=20 Talks.

Male Naturist Members Rise.

Man Eating Piranha = Mistakenly=20 Sold As Pet Fish.

Man Is Fatally Slain.

Man Minus Ear = Waives=20 Hearing.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery = Charge.

Marijuana=20 Issue Sent To A Joint Committee.

Men Recommend More Clubs For=20 Wives.

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs.

Milk = Drinkers=20 Are Turning To Powder.

Miners Refuse To Work After = Death.

Most=20 Surgeons Face Cuts.

New Autos To Hit 5 Million.

New = Vaccine May=20 Contain Rabies.

Night School To Hear Pest Talk.

NJ Judge = To Rule=20 On Nude Beach.

Official: Only Rain Will Cure = Drought.

Organ=20 Festival Ends In Smashing Climax.

Panda Mating Fails; = Veterinarian Takes=20 Over.

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him=20 Through.

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools = Rust-Free

Physicist=20 Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players.

Plane = Too Close=20 To Ground, Crash Probe Told.

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down=20 Jaywalkers.

Police Chief=92s Pledge To Murder = Witness.

Police=20 Discover Crack In Australia.

Prosecutor Releases Probe Into=20 Sheriff.

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope.

Prostitutes To Hold = Open=20 Day.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge.

Rise Of 'Mutants' = Leaves France=20 A Divided Nation

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request=20 Training.

Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position.

Sex Up And = Down=20 After September 11.

Slayings Put End To = Marriage.

Straw=92s Pledge=20 To Rape Victims.

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link.

Some = Pieces Of=20 Rock Hudson Sold At Auction.

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, = Expert=20 Says.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again.

Squad Helps = Dog=20 Bite Victim.

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans = Protest.

Starr=20 Aghast At First Lady=92s Sex Position.

Steals Clock, Faces=20 Time.

Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral = Plan.

Stolen=20 Painting Found By Tree.

Stud Tires Out.

Survivor Of = Siamese Twins=20 Joins Parents.

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids.

Teen-age Girls = Often=20 Have Babies Fathered By Men.

The Airplane Was Only A Few Feet = From The=20 Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said.

The Driver Involved In = This=20 Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed.

Tuna Biting Off=20 Washington Coast.

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung.

Two = Sisters=20 Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter.

Two Soviet Ships = Collide,=20 One Dies.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds = Dead.

Quarter Of=20 A Million Chinese Live On Water.

Queen Mary Having Bottom=20 Scraped.

Visitors To The Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A = Prohibited=20 Area Near The Groin.

War Dims Hope For Peace.

We Will Sell = Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container.

Woman Attacked By Train=20 Station.

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based.

Kampala = - A=20 Hand Grenade Exploded On Board A Passenger Train Killing A Uganda Army = Soldier=20 Who Was Toying With It And Two Civilian Passengers.

He left for a = vacation at his lodge, taking his favourite two great dames with=20 him.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his = parish=20 plastered.

The ball is going back, Smith is chasing it, it's = still going=20 back, Smith jumps, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's = rolling=20 all the way back to the infield. This is a terrible day for Smith!=20  

 
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To unsubscribe (or join) contact jacana@botsnet.bw
He who = laughs,=20 lasts
;-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Humour =3D Sanity =3D Survival (-: (-: = (-: (-:=20 (-;
 
Check out:  http://www.jacanaent.com/, then = click=20 on.......
'FlightStats' - See=20 arrival/departure times, flight numbers, aircraft type (and much more) = for=20 flights between any two airports, worldwide (see link on left=20 side).
'Maun Phone = Directory' -=20 the largest listing of Maun phone, fax and cell = numbers=20 available, many not available in the BTC directory.
'Maun E-Mail, Website = & Skype=20 List' - an enormous list of the E-mail, Website & = Skype=20 addresses for the majority of Maun businesses and many=20 individuals.
'Botswana GPS=20 co-ordinates' - hundreds of Maun, Okavango, Botswana, = HATAB=20 campsite, Southern African airfield and other = co-ordinates.
'Jacana Safari = List' -=20 e-mail and website addresses for Maun accommodation, Maun overland, = tour and lodge operators, travel agents and air charter=20 operators.
'Old Maun Picture = Gallery' -=20 galleries of old Maun & Botswana photos for the nostalgia=20 buffs.
'Botswana Maps' - many = maps of=20 Botswana, Okavango, Magadigadi and = Maun.
'Jacana Library'  - = VAT forms,=20 books, articles, greatest speeches, lectures, great=20 poems.
'Interesting=20 Websites' - a huge listing of useful,=20 interesting, amusing or just plain fascinating=20 websites.
'Useful Free = Software' - a=20 bunch of useful, free and practical software.
'The Jacana Weather=20 Page' - the current Southern Africa satellite image, = precipitation=20 forecast, 2006 & 2007 Maun weekly & monthly weather = data=20 summary, and raw weather data.
'Pic of the = Day' -=20 today's funny or interesting picture.
'Maun Aviation = History' - Maun=20 has a long and interesting aviation record.
'Maun History' - = for a detailed=20 history of our fair village.
'Workshop & Home=20 Tips' - hundreds of diabolically useful tips for the = workshop and=20 home.
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