From: "Jacana Enterprises" Bcc: "Wittstock, Jenny" , "Wilmot, Hazel \(SA\)" , "Wentink, Brian" , "Strugnell, Noel" , "Schleicher, Tom 2" , "Safaris Botswana Bound2" , "Roberts, Ken" , "Palmer, Terry & Mervyn" , "North, Tish" , "Myburgh, Joe" , "Myburg, Gert" , "Montjoie, Chester" , "Maun Rest Camp" , "Kempson, Jeffery" , "Jubber, Craig" , "Jourdan, Phil" , "Haywood, Amanda" , "Hardwick, Warren" , "Fella, John" , "Fallon, Sallie" , "Desert & Delta \(Kobie\)" , "Constantino, Jose" , "Cantle, Nigel" , "Bullock, Mike" , "Bullock, Digby" , "Brits, Gert" , "Boyes, John - Kabul" , "Berg, Paul" , "African Horseback Safaris" , "Mantel, Andrew" Subject: Two tough questions.... Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 15:40:23 +0200 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0128_01C7D9D2.6F437580" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3138 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0128_01C7D9D2.6F437580 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Message Question 1:=20 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids = already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, = and she had syphilis, would you=20 recommend that she have an abortion?=20 Read the next question before looking at the response for = this one.=20 Question 2:=20 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote = counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you = vote for?=20 Candidate A.=20 Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with = astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 = to 10 martinis aday.=20 Candidate B.=20 He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used = opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.=20 Candidate C=20 He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't = smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.=20 Which of these candidates would be your choice?=20 Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the = response.=20 v v v v Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.=20 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.=20 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.=20 And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:=20 If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.=20 Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before = judging someone.=20 Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..=20 Never be afraid to try something new.=20 Remember:=20 Amateurs...built the ark.=20 Professionals...built the Titanic=20 And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that = has more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:=20 * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse=20 * 7 have been arrested for fraud=20 * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks=20 * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 = businesses=20 * 3 have done time for assault=20 * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit=20 * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges=20 * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting=20 * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits=20 * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last = year...=20 Can you guess which organization this is?=20 Give up yet?=20 It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.=20 The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each = year designed to keep the rest of us in line.=20 =20 =20 =20 ------=_NextPart_000_0128_01C7D9D2.6F437580 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Message</= TITLE> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.6000.16481" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE>@font-face { font-family: Cambria Math; } @font-face { font-family: Calibri; } @font-face { font-family: Tahoma; } @font-face { font-family: Verdana; } @font-face { font-family: Comic Sans MS; } @page Section1 {size: 8.5in 11.0in; margin: 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; } P.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 12pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New = Roman","serif" } LI.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 12pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New = Roman","serif" } DIV.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 12pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New = Roman","serif" } A:link { COLOR: blue; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } SPAN.MsoHyperlink { COLOR: blue; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } A:visited { COLOR: purple; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } SPAN.MsoHyperlinkFollowed { COLOR: purple; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } SPAN.EmailStyle18 { COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-style-type: = personal-reply } .MsoChpDefault { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-style-type: export-only } DIV.Section1 { page: Section1 } </STYLE> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:shapedefaults v:ext=3D"edit" spidmax=3D"1026" /> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:shapelayout v:ext=3D"edit"> <o:idmap v:ext=3D"edit" data=3D"1" /> </o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></HEAD> <BODY lang=3DEN-US vLink=3Dpurple link=3Dblue bgColor=3Dwhite> <DIV><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: = 'Verdana','sans-serif'"></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV class=3DSection1> <BLOCKQUOTE=20 style=3D"BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: = medium none; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 4pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; = PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 1.5pt = solid; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <TABLE class=3DMsoNormalTable id=3DINCREDIMAINTABLE style=3D"WIDTH: = 100%"=20 cellSpacing=3D0 cellPadding=3D0 width=3D"100%" border=3D0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD id=3DINCREDITEXTREGION=20 style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; = PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt"=20 width=3D"100%"> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: = 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: = 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV> <DIV id=3Dreceivestrings> <P class=3DMsoNormal><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: = 'Arial','sans-serif'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV> <TABLE class=3DMsoNormalTable style=3D"BACKGROUND: #ffff80; = WIDTH: 100%"=20 cellSpacing=3D0 cellPadding=3D0 width=3D"100%" border=3D0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD=20 style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; = PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in"=20 vAlign=3Dtop> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Question=20 1: </SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">If you knew a woman = who was=20 pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two = who=20 were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, = would you=20 </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></P></DIV> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">recommend=20 that she have an abortion? </SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Read the next = question before=20 looking at the response for this one.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Question 2:=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">It is time to elect = a new=20 world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the = facts about=20 the three candidates. Who would you vote for?=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate A.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Associates with = crooked=20 politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two=20 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 = martinis aday.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate B.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">He was kicked out = of office=20 twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks = a quart=20 of whiskey every evening. = </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate C=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">He is a decorated = war hero.=20 He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional = beer and=20 never cheated on his wife. = </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Which of these = candidates=20 would be your choice? = </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Decide first... no = peeking,=20 then scroll down for the response.=20 = </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><BR>v<BR><BR><BR>v<BR><BR><BR>v<BR><STRONG><SPAN = style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B></P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'">v</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B></P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate A is = Franklin D.=20 Roosevelt. </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate B is = Winston=20 Churchill. </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Candidate C is = Adolph Hitler.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">And, by the way, on = your=20 answer to the abortion question:=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">If you said YES, = you just=20 killed Beethoven. </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pretty interesting = isn't it?=20 Makes a person think before judging someone.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wait till you see = the end of=20 this note!  Keep reading..=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Never be afraid to = try=20 something new. = </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></P></DIV> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Remember:=20 </SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Amateurs...built = the ark.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'">Professionals...built the=20 Titanic </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">And Finally, can = you imagine=20 working for a company that has   more than 500 = employees=20 and has the following statistics:=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 29 have been = accused of=20 spousal abuse </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 7 have been = arrested for=20 fraud </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 19 have been = accused of=20 writing bad checks </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 117 have directly = or=20 indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 3 have done time = for=20 assault </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 71 cannot get a = credit card=20 due to bad credit </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 14 have been = arrested on=20 drug-related charges </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 8 have been = arrested for=20 shoplifting </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 21 are currently = defendants=20 in lawsuits </SPAN></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">* 84 have been = arrested for=20 drunk driving in the last year...=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Can you guess which = organization this is? = </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Give up yet?=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B></P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans = MS'"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B> </P> <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN-BOTTOM: = 12pt"><B><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: #ffff80; COLOR: = black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">It's the 535 = members of the=20 United  States Congress.=20 </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">The same group that = crank out=20 hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest = of us in=20 line.=20 = </SPAN></STRONG><BR></P></SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></T= ABLE> <DIV> <P class=3DMsoNormal><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: = 'Arial','sans-serif'"></SPAN></P></DIV></TD></TR> <TR> <TD id=3DINCREDIFOOTER=20 style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; = PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt"=20 width=3D"100%"><FONT size=3D2></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P class=3DMsoNormal><o:p><FONT face=3DArial=20 = size=3D2></FONT></o:p> </P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DI= V></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0128_01C7D9D2.6F437580--