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Blondes again
(Thanx, NC)

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if =
he could see her license.=20
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.  =
Just yesterday you take away my=20
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"=20

----

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right =
breast hanging out.=20
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could =
cite you for indecent exposure?"=20
She says, "Why, officer?"=20
"Because your breast is hanging out." He says.=20
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"  =


----

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees =
another blonde on the opposite bank.=20
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"=20

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts =
back, "You ARE on the other side." =20

----

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.=20
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the =
wheel was knitting! Realizing that=20
she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked =
down his window, turned on his=20
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"=20

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"=20

----

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists =
of yes/no type questions. She takes=20
her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five =
minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,=20
takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking =
the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads,=20
and No, for Tails.  Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the =
rest of the class is still sweating it out.=20
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, =
muttering and sweating. The moderator,=20
alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam =
in half an hour, but now I'm=20
rechecking my answers."

----

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond =
female neighbor came out of the house=20
and went straight to the mailbox.  She opened it then slammed it shut &  =
 stormed back in the house.  A little=20
later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, =
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily,=20
back into the house she went.=20

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, =
marched to the mail box, opened it=20
and then slammed it closed harder than ever.=20
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"=20
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"=20

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.' "=20

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

These people prove it is a terminal condition. As always, competition =
this year has been keen. The candidates this year are. . .=20

6th Place - In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two =
feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer =
grate to retrieve his car keys.

5th Place - A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned =
when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily =
run.

4th Place - While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for =
protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the =
bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on =
the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could =
not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an =
hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

3rd Place - Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with =
friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets =
into his mouth and pull the trigger.=20

2nd Place - After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at =
the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on =
robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed =
officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the =
would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a =
target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and =
several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was =
pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators =
located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy =
revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 =
different weapons. No one else was hurt.

1st Place - Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when =
one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local =
bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and =
at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon =
arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had =
brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered =
and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay near by. They secured =
one end around Bingham's leg and the tied the other to the bridge. His =
fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at =
the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was =
rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the =
following story: "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman =
shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?" A boy =
pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully. "No, no, no, let's try again," =
the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. "There are three =
birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one," she puts down one finger, =
"how many birds are left on the wire?" None," the boy says with =
authority. The teacher sighs. "Tell me how you came up with that." "It's =
simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the =
other two away." "Well," she says, "it's not technically correct, but I =
like the way you think."=20

"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question. "There are three =
women sitting on a bench eating Popsicle's. One woman is licking the =
Popsicle, one woman is biting the Popsicle, and one is sucking the =
Popsicle. Which one is married?" he asked innocently. The teacher looked =
at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of =
red. "C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "one is licking the Popsicle, =
one is biting and one is sucking. Which one is married?" "Well," she =
gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied, "the one who's sucking?" =
"No," the boy says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring on. But =
I like the way you think."

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan =
when they noticed a whaling ship.  The male=20
whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many =
years earlier. He said to the female whale,=20
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same =
time and it should cause the ship to turn over=20
and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.=20

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and =
were swimming to the safety of shore.=20
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the =
female,"Let's swim after them and gobble them=20
up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female =
was becoming reluctant to follow him.=20

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely =
refuse to swallow the seamen."=20

NOTE:=20
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it =
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes=20
it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time =
one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is=20
so salty... =20

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

Luigi
(Thanx, KR)

At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on =
his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share =
some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all =
these years.
Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her well, =
spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy =
for the 20th-a anniversary!
=20
The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration =
to all the husbands here!
=20
Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your =
50th anniversary..."
Luigi proudly replied, " I'm-a gonna go and-a get her."

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

Terror Alerts

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist =
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." =
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or =
even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the =
blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have =
been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last =
time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the =
American Revolution of 1776.

 The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror =
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France =
are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent =
fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing =
the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of =
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and =
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: =
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" =
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher =
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only =
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. =
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish =
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


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<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>(Thanx, =
NC)</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>A police officer stops =
a blonde for=20
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replied=20
in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.&nbsp; Just =
yesterday=20
you take away my </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>license and then today =
you expect=20
me to show it to you!"&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2>----</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>A blonde is walking =
down the street=20
with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. <BR>A policeman=20
approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for =

indecent exposure?" <BR>She says, "Why, officer?" <BR>"Because your =
breast is=20
hanging out." He says. <BR>She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left =
the baby=20
on the bus again!"&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2>----</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>There's this blonde out =
for a walk.=20
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.=20
<BR>"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>The second blonde looks =
up the=20
river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other =
side."&nbsp;=20
<BR></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2>----</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>A highway patrolman =
pulled=20
alongside a speeding car on the freeway. <BR>Glancing at the car, he was =

astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! =
Realizing that=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>she was oblivious to =
his flashing=20
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>bullhorn and yelled, =
"PULL OVER!"=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2><BR>"NO!" the blonde =
yelled back,=20
"IT'S A SCARF!" </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2>----</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>The blonde reported for =
her=20
university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She =
takes=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>her seat in the =
examination hall,=20
stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of =
inspiration,=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>takes out her purse, =
removes a coin=20
and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads,=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>and No, for =
Tails.&nbsp; Within=20
half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still =
sweating it=20
out. <BR>During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing =
the coin,=20
muttering and sweating. The moderator, </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>alarmed, approaches her =
and asks=20
what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>rechecking my=20
answers."</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2>----</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>A man was in his front =
yard mowing=20
grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>and went straight to =
the=20
mailbox.&nbsp; She opened it then slammed it shut &amp;&nbsp;&nbsp; =
stormed back=20
in the house.&nbsp; A little </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>later she came out of =
her house=20
again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. =
Angrily,=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>back into the house she =
went.=20
</FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT size=3D2>
<DIV><BR>As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came =
out again,=20
marched to the mail box, opened it </DIV>
<DIV>and then slammed it closed harder than ever. <BR>Puzzled by her =
actions the=20
man asked her, "Is something wrong?" <BR>To which she replied, "There =
certainly=20
is!" <BR><BR>"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.' " =
</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~=
~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000080 size=3D4><STRONG><U>YOU CAN'T FIX=20
STUPID</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>These people prove it is a terminal condition. As always, =
competition this=20
year has been keen. The candidates this year are. . . </DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>6th Place - In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in =
two feet=20
of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate =
to=20
retrieve his car keys.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>5th Place - A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally =
zoned=20
when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily =

run.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>4th Place - While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot =
hole for=20
protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the =
bottom=20
when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the =
beach used=20
their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. =
It took=20
rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones =
was=20
pronounced dead at a hospital.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>3rd Place - Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet =
with=20
friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets =
into his=20
mouth and pull the trigger. </DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>2nd Place - After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked =
at the=20
front door, a man walked into H&amp;J Leather &amp; Firearms intent on =
robbing=20
the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was =
standing=20
at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a =

hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer =
and a=20
clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns =
and=20
fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime =
scene=20
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The =
subsequent=20
autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7=20
different weapons. No one else was hurt.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>1st Place - Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends =
when one=20
of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local =
bridge in the=20
middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men =
trooped=20
along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint =
of the=20
bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, =
who had=20
continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's =
cable=20
lay near by. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and the tied the =
other to=20
the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore =
his foot=20
off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water =
and was=20
rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~=
~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited =
the=20
following story: "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman =
shoots one=20
of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?" A boy pauses. =
"None," he=20
replied thoughtfully. "No, no, no, let's try again," the teacher says =
patiently.=20
She holds up three fingers. "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A =
gunman=20
shoots one," she puts down one finger, "how many birds are left on the =
wire?"=20
None," the boy says with authority. The teacher sighs. "Tell me how you =
came up=20
with that." "It's simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot one =
bird, he=20
scared the other two away." "Well," she says, "it's not technically =
correct, but=20
I like the way you think." </DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question. "There are =
three=20
women sitting on a bench eating Popsicle's. One woman is licking the =
Popsicle,=20
one woman is biting the Popsicle, and one is sucking the Popsicle. Which =
one is=20
married?" he asked innocently. The teacher looked at the boy's angelic =
face and=20
writhed in agony, turning three shades of red. "C'mon," the boy said=20
impatiently, "one is licking the Popsicle, one is biting and one is =
sucking.=20
Which one is married?" "Well," she gulped and in a barely audible =
whisper=20
replied, "the one who's sucking?" "No," the boy says with surprise, "the =
one=20
with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think."</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~=
~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</DIV>
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style=3D"mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT size=3D2>A male whale and a female whale =
were swimming=20
off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.&nbsp; The male=20
<BR>whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father =
many=20
years earlier. He said to the female whale, <BR>"Lets both swim under =
the ship=20
and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the =
ship to=20
turn over <BR>and sink."</FONT></DIV><FONT size=3D2>
<DIV class=3DSection1><BR>They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned =
over and=20
quickly sank. </DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><BR>Soon however, the whales realized the sailors =
had jumped=20
overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. <BR>The male was =
enraged=20
that they were going to get away and told the female,"Let's swim after =
them and=20
gobble them <BR>up before they reach the shore." At this point, he =
realized the=20
female was becoming reluctant to follow him. </DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><BR>"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow =
job, but I=20
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." </DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><BR>NOTE: <BR>The average blue whale produces over =
400=20
gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes =
</DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1>it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into =
the ocean=20
every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is </DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1>so salty...&nbsp; </DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1></FONT><FONT=20
size=3D2>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&l=
t;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT color=3D#008080=20
size=3D4><STRONG><U>Luigi</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT size=3D2>(Thanx, KR)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=3DSection1><FONT size=3D2>At the church's husband's marriage =
seminar, the=20
Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a =
few=20
minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to =
the same=20
woman all these years.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to =
treat-a=20
her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her =
to=20
Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!<BR>&nbsp;<BR>The Priest immediately =
commented,=20
"Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands=20
here!<BR>&nbsp;<BR>Please tell the audience what you are planning for =
your wife=20
for your 50th anniversary..."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Luigi proudly replied, " I'm-a gonna go and-a get=20
her."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT=20
size=3D2>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&l=
t;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#800000 size=3D4><STRONG><U>Terror=20
Alerts</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><BR>The English are feeling the pinch in relation to =
recent=20
terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to=20
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to =
"Irritated"=20
or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the =
blitz=20
began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been=20
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the =
British=20
issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the American =
Revolution of=20
1776.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;The French government announced yesterday that it has raised =
its=20
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in =
France=20
are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent =
fire=20
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the =
country's=20
military capability.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level =
of=20
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and =
Excitedly" to=20
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective =
Combat=20
Operations" and "Change Sides."</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful =
Arrogance" to=20
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher =
levels:=20
"Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the =
only=20
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to =
deploy.=20
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish =
navy can=20
get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.<BR></DIV>
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