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Subject: jhl140607
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:10:50 +0200
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The Photographer
(Thanx, GB)

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a =
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was =
to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off =
now. The man should be here soon."
=20
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer =
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, =
Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
=20
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been =
expecting you."
=20
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you =
know babies are my specialty?"
=20
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a =
seat".
=20
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
=20
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the =
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room =
floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
=20
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and =
me!"
 =20
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we =
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, =
I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
=20
"My, that's a lot!",  gasped Mrs. Smith.
=20
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in =
and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
=20
=20
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
=20
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his =
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
=20
"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
=20
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their =
mother was so difficult to work with."
=20
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
=20
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the =
job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a =
good look"
=20
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
=20
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. =
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly =
concentrate, and when darkness  approached I had to rush my shots. =
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
to pack it all in."
=20
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, =
uh...equipment?"
=20
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod =
and we can get to work right away."
=20
"Tripod?"
=20
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much =
too big to be held in the hand very long."
=20
Mrs. Smith fainted.

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

Southern Hospitality

Southerners can be so polite.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land =
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.   Acknowledge cleared to land on =
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound =
on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.  We are cleared to land on infidel's =
runway 27L.  Allah is Great. "
Pause: Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!!
WE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.   WE ON A COLLISION COURSE.  =
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.  Y'all be careful =
now and tell Allah "hey" for us.

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

The Three Tortoises

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick =
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that =
the picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them ten days to get =
there.=20

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.=20

"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"=20

"I didn't bring it" says Roy=20

"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you =
bring the bottle opener?"=20
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.=20

So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and =
Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat =
all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their =
tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. =


So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he =
still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a =
promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a =
promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a =
sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from =
behind a rock and shouts.....

"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT FUCKING GOING!

~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~<"((((((><~~~

You have WHAT stuck up?=20
from: http://www.agonys.com/facts/you_have_what_stuck.shtml

Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been retrieved from the anus. =
These were not found in the three people who had flashlights found in =
them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could =
read these magazines.=20

A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting to relieve his =
intractable constipation.=20

A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said he inserted while =
drunk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three catheters with =
inflated balloons in order to remove it.)=20

More? How about...=20
  a.. A shaving cream can
  b.. A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).
  c.. A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.
  d.. A pair of reading glasses.
  e.. A salami.=20
  f.. A curling iron.
  g.. A Baseball
  h.. A frozen pig's tail.=20
  i.. A kangaroo tumor.=20
  j.. A whip handle.=20

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-------

In Munich, when a man collapsed, his phone somehow ended up in him, =
supposedly causing the redial button to become activated.=20

When his wife answered the call, she became worried because she heard =
inexplicable gurgling sounds. She called the police, who investigated, =
and were no doubt shocked to learn that this time they had a real =
asshole on the phone!=20

-------------------------------------------------------------------------=
-------

A "Darwin winner"-the Darwin Award is jocularly given to people who have =
removed themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way-a Georgia =
attorney was showering with his cell phone.=20

He allegedly slipped on a tile, tripped against his dog, and sat on his =
cell phone. The cover somehow opened, activating the phone, or so he =
said.=20

Also in the hard-to-believe department, the phone supposedly rang three =
times during the lengthy surgical procedure undertaken to remove the =
phone. The doctors claimed that they were hysterical each time it =
happened. And perhaps also a bit disappointed that they hadn't found an =
answering machine up there as well.=20

-------------------------------------------------------------------------=
-------

Another Darwin winner, this one in Thailand, was reported by the Japan =
Times. It seems a horny thirteen-year-old was literally full of hot air =
after practicing a dangerous but popular masturba-tory technique called =
pumping.=20

The boy was in the habit of inserting a bicycle pump up his ass so the =
air would give him a strong though ephemeral high. But this time, this =
jerk used compressed air at a gas station.=20

When he exploded, "one woman thought she was watching a twilight =
fireworks display and started clapping," according to the newspaper =
report reprinted in "This Is True."=20

-------------------------------------------------------------------------=
-------

Military supplies such as shells have also been found in the rear. For =
example, one man lost a bullet up his ass when he used the shell to =
insert the suppository.=20

But the most bizarre case in this area concerned an old World War II =
veteran who had such bad hemorrhoids that they would get stuck in the =
seam of his underpants.=20
To get them out of the way, he often pushed one particularly troublesome =
and protuberant hemorrhoid back up with the artillery shell from an =
antiaircraft gun.=20

On one occasion, however, the shell got stuck, necessitating a visit to =
a surgical unit. The doctors were about to remove it when one of them =
casually asked, "It is spent, isn't it?"=20

"Oh, no!" said the man. "There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a =
Messerschmidt out of the sky."=20

They had to call in an army bomb squad - a "boob squad" would have been =
more appropriate for him - who then carefully built a lead box around =
his anus and defused the shell in situ before removing it.=20


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<DIV><FONT color=3D#800000 size=3D4><STRONG><U>The=20
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>(Thanx, GB)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and =
decided to use=20
a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father =
was to=20
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. =
The man=20
should be here soon."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>Half an hour later, just by chance, a =

door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to =
make a=20
sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come =
to..."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Oh, no=20
need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting=20
you."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, =
that's good.=20
Did you know babies are my specialty?"<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Well that's what my =
husband=20
and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".<BR>&nbsp;<BR>After a =
moment=20
she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Leave =
everything=20
to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a =
couple=20
on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really =
spread=20
out there."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it =
didn't work=20
out for Harry and me!"<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>"Well, Ma'am, none of us can =
guarantee=20
a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I =
shoot=20
from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the=20
results."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"My, that's a lot!", &nbsp;gasped Mrs.=20
Smith.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his =
time. I'd=20
love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be =
disappointed with=20
that."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith=20
quietly.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled =
out a=20
portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he=20
said.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her=20
throat.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - =
when you=20
consider their mother was so difficult to work with."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"She =
was=20
difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Yes, I'm afraid so. I =
finally had to=20
take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding =
around four=20
and five deep to get a good look"<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Four and five deep?" =
said Mrs.=20
Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Yes", the =
photographer=20
replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly=20
squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when =
darkness&nbsp;=20
approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began =
nibbling on=20
my equipment, I just had<BR>to pack it all in."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>Mrs. Smith =
leaned=20
forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,=20
uh...equipment?"<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're =
ready,=20
I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right=20
away."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Tripod?"<BR>&nbsp;<BR>"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use =
a=20
tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand =
very=20
long."<BR>&nbsp;<BR>Mrs. Smith fainted.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT=20
size=3D2>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&l=
t;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000080 size=3D4><STRONG><U>Southern=20
Hospitality</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Southerners can be so polite.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are =
cleared to=20
land eastbound on runway 9R."<BR>Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta =
ATC.&nbsp;&nbsp;=20
Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be=20
Praised."<BR>Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to =
land=20
westbound on runway 27L."<BR>Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.&nbsp; We =
are=20
cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.&nbsp; Allah is Great. =
"<BR>Pause:=20
Static..<BR>Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"<BR>Atlanta ATC: "Go =
ahead=20
Saudi Air 911?"<BR>Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR =
THE SAME=20
RUNWAY!!!!!<BR>WE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.&nbsp;&nbsp; WE ON A =
COLLISION=20
COURSE.&nbsp; INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.<BR>Atlanta ATC: Well bless your =
hearts, and=20
praise Jesus.&nbsp; Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for=20
us.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT=20
size=3D2>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&l=
t;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#008080 size=3D4><STRONG><U>The Three=20
Tortoises</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on =
a picnic.=20
Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is =
that the=20
picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them ten days to get there.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" </FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"I didn't bring it" says Roy </FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He =
turns to Andy,=20
"Did you bring the bottle opener?" <BR>Naturally Andy didn't bring it.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>So they're stuck ten miles from home without a =
bottle opener.=20
Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they =
will eat=20
all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their =
tortoise=20
lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 =
days pass=20
and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is =
a=20
promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a =
promise.=20
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, =
and just=20
as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and=20
shouts.....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT FUCKING GOING!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT=20
size=3D2>~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&l=
t;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~&lt;"((((((&gt;&lt;~~~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#800080 size=3D4><STRONG><U>You have WHAT stuck=20
up</U>?</STRONG><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2> </FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>from: </FONT><A=20
href=3D"http://www.agonys.com/facts/you_have_what_stuck.shtml"><FONT=20
size=3D2>http://www.agonys.com/facts/you_have_what_stuck.shtml</FONT></A>=
</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Magazines, such as The Church Times, have been =
retrieved from=20
the anus. These were not found in the three people who had flashlights =
found in=20
them, so apparently no one stuck the flashlights up there so they could =
read=20
these magazines.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>A microwave egg boiler, inserted by a man attempting =
to=20
relieve his intractable constipation.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>A light bulb, which the embarrassed unfortunate said =
he=20
inserted while drunk. (It took suction-cup darts, mineral oil, and three =

catheters with inflated balloons in order to remove it.)</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>More? How about...</FONT> </DIV>
<UL>
  <LI>A shaving cream can</LI>
  <LI>A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).</LI>
  <LI>A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.</LI>
  <LI>A pair of reading glasses.</LI>
  <LI>A salami. </LI>
  <LI>A curling iron.</LI>
  <LI>A Baseball</LI>
  <LI>A frozen pig's tail. </LI>
  <LI>A kangaroo tumor. </LI>
  <LI>A whip handle. </LI></UL>
<DIV>
<HR>
</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>In Munich, when a man collapsed, his phone somehow =
ended up in=20
him, supposedly causing the redial button to become activated.</FONT> =
</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>When his wife answered the call, she became worried =
because=20
she heard inexplicable gurgling sounds. She called the police, who =
investigated,=20
and were no doubt shocked to learn that this time they had a real =
asshole on the=20
phone!</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>
<HR>
</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>A "Darwin winner"=97the Darwin Award is jocularly =
given to=20
people who have removed themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular =
way=97a=20
Georgia attorney was showering with his cell phone.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>He allegedly slipped on a tile, tripped against his =
dog, and=20
sat on his cell phone. The cover somehow opened, activating the phone, =
or so he=20
said.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Also in the hard-to-believe department, the phone =
supposedly=20
rang three times during the lengthy surgical procedure undertaken to =
remove the=20
phone. The doctors claimed that they were hysterical each time it =
happened. And=20
perhaps also a bit disappointed that they hadn't found an answering =
machine up=20
there as well.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>
<HR>
</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Another Darwin winner, this one in Thailand, was =
reported by=20
the Japan Times. It seems a horny thirteen-year-old was literally full =
of hot=20
air after practicing a dangerous but popular masturba-tory technique =
called=20
pumping.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>The boy was in the habit of inserting a bicycle pump =
up his=20
ass so the air would give him a strong though ephemeral high. But this =
time,=20
this jerk used compressed air at a gas station.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>When he exploded, "one woman thought she was =
watching a=20
twilight fireworks display and started clapping," according to the =
newspaper=20
report reprinted in "This Is True."</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>
<HR>
</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Military supplies such as shells have also been =
found in the=20
rear. For example, one man lost a bullet up his ass when he used the =
shell to=20
insert the suppository.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>But the most bizarre case in this area concerned an =
old World=20
War II veteran who had such bad hemorrhoids that they would get stuck in =
the=20
seam of his underpants.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>To get them out of the way, he often pushed one =
particularly=20
troublesome and protuberant hemorrhoid back up with the artillery shell =
from an=20
antiaircraft gun.</FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
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